Je m'appelle Mark.
And I act like I have or do nothing that's remotely interesting.
But in my girlfriend's eyes, I'm more interesting than a special on Animal Planet.
My snores and heavy head comfort her, and yet my flatulence doesn't scare her away.
We're on our greatest adventure- whether in the bedroom or on the crooked street of Lombard.
We would make sticker pictures as wedding invitations a thing,
while attemping to write "lebenslangerschicksalsschatz" on the bottom.
Keeping God and the family on top.